Hilarious Angry Notes Written By People Having A Bad Day

You’re never going to get along with everyone in the world. There are just so many different opinions and walks of life out there that it’s impossible to gel with every single person. However, just because you won’t see eye to eye with everyone, that doesn’t excuse how rude some people can be.

Luckily, not everyone is willing to let this behavior slide. Whenever someone annoys them, they leave behind angry notes to express their feelings. Some of them are downright hilarious and prove that these are not people you ever want to mess with.

Someone has no remorse for stealing food from their coworkers

It’s important to try and make an effort with colleagues. After all, these are people you work with, so getting along is pretty essential to enjoying your job. Unfortunately, the more coworkers there are in the office, the likelier you are to have to deal with the kind of person these hilarious angry notes are about.

It seems someone was taking parts of other people’s lunches and treating them as their own. They had no remorse for their actions, given they replied to all the accusations against them by telling their colleagues to start buying different food. Evidently, they didn’t think all these angry notes would come back to bite them.

Dr. Hedgeh doesn’t enjoy the changes people keep making to their name

You can’t help the name that you’re born into. So, if it’s spelled in a way that’s easy to make fun of, there’s not much that you can do. This person knows that well, judging by what they wrote in their note on the door. It seems people wouldn’t stop changing their surname to “Hedgehog.”

Even when they left a note demanding that people give it up, someone still had the nerve to add “og” to the end of their name where they signed off. They probably should have just left their name out of the note entirely to stop someone from doing this. After all, given that this keeps happening, it was probably inevitable.

This person’s parking job was apparently nothing to feel proud of

One of the most important things that you learn when you study driving is how to park. Understanding the most effective way to do this is essential because it saves you from getting funny angry notes like this sent your way. It may seem pretty innocent on the surface, but whoever left it definitely wasn’t happy.

The notion that the driver must have been blindfolded with a ferret attacking them gives you a good idea of how bad the parking job was. It’s possible that the person was in a rush, but we somehow don’t feel like that’s the case. Someone probably wouldn’t have bothered making one of these angry notes otherwise.

Stealing sunflowers is a severe crime that’s apparently deserving of arthritis

Stealing is never a good idea. It doesn’t matter what it is; you simply shouldn’t take stuff from other people. It can be a slippery slope that leads to bigger thefts, which may ultimately result in prison time. However, it’s possible that whoever left this note might have been a little extreme after someone took their sunflowers.

Telling someone that they’ll be punished with arthritis seems like a pretty severe penalty for taking some flowers. Yes, the person was in the wrong for stealing what wasn’t theirs, but leaving them with a painful condition that lasts a lifetime? Those sunflowers must have been pretty special for such a harsh but admittedly hilarious note.

Upsetting a pregnant woman can lead to some unpleasant consequences

After the last few years, some people probably still aren’t comfortable with having others come to their door. Of course, it’s not just health fears that make some reluctant to have visitors on their front porch. In this woman’s case, being pregnant is all the reason she needs not to want others showing up at her front door.

She’s warned people that their presence at her home wouldn’t be appreciated unless they were with the USPS. She left one of these hilarious angry notes on her door saying that unwanted visitors would “regret it,” and we believe her. Her hormones are probably all over the place because of her pregnancy, so who knows what she’d do when angered.

There really was no point in leaving so few blueberries behind

Getting some people to eat healthier can be a real nightmare. Convincing them to add more fruits and vegetables to their diets is like pulling teeth. Luckily, this person seems happy enough to eat the right stuff, although their actions still manage to annoy others. That’s because they left several blueberries behind and didn’t dispose of the packaging.

When we see angry notes like this, we can understand where they’re coming from. It does seem pointless to leave so few blueberries behind. If you don’t want to eat them, why not just throw them away and recycle the container? It reeks of laziness, which is where hilarious notes like this become justified in their anger.

When a vending machine steals your money, you can’t always expect pity

Who else has faced the disappointment of putting money into a vending machine and not getting what they paid for? It’s incredibly frustrating when the machine doesn’t cough up, especially because there’s not much you can do to resolve the issue. Not unless you’re willing to fight the machine, which may or may not go your way.

This person decided to make a point by leaving a note on the machine explaining that it had stolen her money and they wanted it back. Rather than help with their problem, though, someone else decided to respond with their own message. It seems they feel Judy’s money would be better spent on food that’s a bit more healthy.

Loving someone won’t stop this kid from giving them the silent treatment

People of all ages leave angry notes to express their true feelings to others. That includes kids, as evidenced by this note here. It seems the child was upset with someone they cared about and announced that they wouldn’t be talking to them for the next two days. They made it clear that the silence would last “all day.”

Luckily for whoever this note was written to, the kid doesn’t plan on holding a grudge forever. They made sure to put at the bottom that they still love them, which is what makes this note hilarious. This child clearly understands that you can be upset with the people you care about, but it doesn’t change your love for them.

Sometimes it takes a meme to warn people about criminal activity in the area

When you’ve paid good money for something, the last thing you want is for someone else to come along and steal it. Unfortunately, that’s apparently what was happening here, which is why this person left behind a note condemning their actions and warning others about the criminal activity. Thankfully, they did so in a very entertaining way.

They made reference to a viral video of an interview with Antoine Dodson where he told people to “hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife.” It’s over a decade old now, but when it’s used in funny angry notes like this one, it’s hard not to still see the humor in it. We just hope people took this note’s advice.

Labeling your stuff Dave-only doesn’t work when there are multiple Daves in the office

It’s incredibly frustrating when you go to grab something from the work refrigerator, and your food or drink isn’t where you left it. We don’t understand why some people think that just because stuff is in a communal area, it’s free to take. This person was evidently fed up with it, given how they took action.

Unfortunately, their plan backfired after it turned out that someone else in the office was also named Dave. When they saw their colleague’s angry note, they considered it an invitation to take one of his bottles of green tea. At least they made sure to leave their own note so the original Dave could understand where he went wrong, right?

When someone steals your parking spot, Grumpy Cat can help deal with the troublemaker

Anyone who was on the internet in the 2010s ought to be familiar with Grumpy Cat, the feline who became a popular meme because of how annoyed she always looked. We could see her being responsible for a bunch of these hilarious angry notes before she passed away, assuming she knew how to hold a pen.

This person decided to embody the essence of Grumpy Cat in their own note that called out someone for parking in their spot. They warned them that if it happened again, their vehicle would be towed – and we don’t think they were joking. That angry face certainly doesn’t suggest that they were messing around here.

Clean up after your dog properly if you want to avoid an angry note from strangers

When you own a pet, you’re responsible for looking after them. That means dealing with any mess they might leave behind. It’s not necessarily pleasant, but it’s just something you have to accept. Unfortunately, not everyone does what they’re supposed to, resulting in funny angry notes like this one which called people out for being “dog-owning slobs.”

It seems they weren’t happy with people leaving bags of dog mess on the bench instead of disposing of them properly. They wrote that these owners might as well just do their business on the bench themselves because it almost had the “same effect.” The heavy use of sarcasm in this note really got the person’s point across.

You’d have to be the most important person in the world to justify this parking job

It seems there are a lot of people in this world who don’t know how to park their car properly. We’ve found another of these hilarious angry notes calling someone out for doing a bad job of it, with this one really emphasizing sarcasm. They congratulated the driver on being “the most important person in the world.”

Of course, they didn’t actually consider this driver to be so important. That’s probably how they think the person views themself, though, given the poor parking job they did. They wrote that being such an essential figure is the only explanation they could come up with for why they’d leave their car the way that they did.

Stealing plants is apparently akin to punching kittens

Usually, it’s things inside the house that people worry about getting stolen. However, it appears that there are a lot of thieves taking stuff from outside, namely plants. We’re not sure why this has become so popular all of a sudden. However, not everyone is a fan of this behavior, as evidenced by this person’s note.

The main message of this note is that “stealing plants is a low and selfish act,” and they’re not wrong. However, the serious tone of this probably wouldn’t strike a chord with people as much without the words that follow. Comparing this behavior to “punching kittens” adds humor to the mix, making this one of the more hilarious angry notes.

Don’t wake the sleeping child, or you’ll make their mom cry

Anyone who’s ever had to look after a young child probably understands how much of a relief it is when they finally fall asleep. This is generally the only time there’s ever any peace in the house, which is why people might get upset when that quiet time is disturbed. That explains the note this parent left on their door.

Afraid that the doorbell would disturb their sleeping two-year-old, they implored people not to ring it. Doing so would likely wake them up and potentially cause hours of disruption. What’s more, they’d probably make the kid’s mom cry, which is something that no one should ever want. Here’s hoping that everyone did as this note said.

Your car might go missing if you park in this spot

“No parking” signs exist for a reason. They’re not just put up to be a nuisance and make someone’s day worse. There are many different explanations for why the space might need to be left empty. Unfortunately, not everyone understands that, and they choose to defy what the sign says. That’s why someone put this note up.

On the surface, it seems like a warning, but when you read between the lines, you see that it’s a threat. They’re telling people that if they park their car in this spot, it might not be there when they come back. Would you want to test your luck in this situation or simply find somewhere else to park?

This is how to express your anger, even if you don’t know why you’re angry

Feeling angry isn’t a bad thing. While this emotion can certainly get out of control, it’s perfectly healthy to feel angry from time to time. Of course, some people don’t always understand why they feel this way; they just know that they’re unhappy about something. We’d say that this person is probably one of them, given what they wrote.

Rather than make a sign saying why they’re angry, they made a sign because they’re angry. It might not get their point across in the best way, but that’s what makes it so funny. It’s like they don’t know how to put their feelings into words, so they just created this and hoped it would do the job.

Reminders are a good way to stop people talking about a popular show when you’re nearby

The fantasy drama series ‘Game of Thrones’ might be over, but the sentiment of this hilarious note still stands. Anytime there’s a popular TV show that millions love talking about, you’ll get people who can relate to this message. That’s either because they’re one of the few who don’t watch the series, or they’re trying to avoid spoilers.

Whichever group a person falls into, it can be annoying having colleagues standing nearby discussing everything that happened. So, we can’t blame this employee for deciding that enough was enough and expressing their feelings in one of these funny angry notes. We hope their coworkers got the message and didn’t continue talking about ‘Game of Thrones’ just to spite them.

This kid wasn’t happy about their lunch, and they made their feelings clear

No one should ever underestimate the dedication that many parents have for their kids. Moms and dads often go all out to care for their children, and they do it year after year. Making their child’s lunch is just one of the many tasks they typically do day in, day out, although this might not always be appreciated.

It seems that this kid wasn’t particularly happy with their lunch one day, saying it didn’t taste nice. They added a love heart and smiling face, which might suggest that they weren’t angry. However, when combined with this message, it’s hard not to feel like there’s something sinister about their inclusion. It’s almost like a veiled threat.

Someone needs to put the pens back or risk losing their soul

Pens are one of those things that seem to disappear all the time. Even if you own tons of them, they appear to have a life of their own and constantly vanish. It can be pretty frustrating, especially when you need one and can’t find them anywhere. This person was so annoyed by this that they wrote a note.

It appears they felt that a certain someone was taking all their pens and encouraged them to return them. By threatening to consume the person’s soul if they didn’t do as requested, they gave the unknown thief quite an incentive. They also turned this from being your typical annoyed note into one of the funniest angry notes around.

This person’s passion for their laundry goes above and beyond

Laundry is one of those annoying chores that has to be done regularly unless you want all of your clothes to smell bad. It’s something that many people will leave until the last minute in the hopes that the clothes might miraculously wash themselves. Unfortunately, no matter how long you wait, this isn’t going to happen.

Some people manage to get out of this task by having others do it for them. However, it appears that’s not something this person is interested in. After all, they wrote an angry note threatening to ruin someone else’s laundry if they ever touched their own again. We’ve never known someone to be so passionate about laundry before.

If you don’t know how to act in a situation, just ask what Jesus would do

Many people with religious beliefs try to model their behavior on the prominent figures in their faith. For instance, many often consider what they believe Jesus would do when determining how to act. This person is evidently one of them, given they left behind one of these hilarious angry notes after they caught someone stealing.

We’re not sure where someone was stealing hot wings and pizza rolls from, but wherever it was, it upset someone deeply. They pulled out the Jesus card and said this wasn’t something he would do, so no one else should do it either. Of course, he never got to discover how delicious hot wings and pizza rolls are.

Being woken up in the early hours inspired this person to leave an angry note

A good night’s sleep is imperative for so many reasons. Trying to function properly when you’re tired is incredibly difficult, so the more rest you get, the better. Unfortunately, this person was apparently deprived of that because someone woke them up at half three in the morning with their car’s sound system. They made sure to vent their frustration.

At first, this note might appear quite complimentary. However, the sarcasm is rich in this one. Everything that they seem to be celebrating this person for they’re actually extremely annoyed about. Hopefully, the guilty party understands that it’s sarcasm and doesn’t take this angry note at face value. Otherwise, there might be more problems in the future.

Stealing butter comes with consequences if you don’t look out for witnesses

If you’re going to steal something, one of the main things to look out for is witnesses. After all, if no one sees you commit the crime, it’s harder for anyone to pin the blame on you. This person seemed to forget this, which is how they ended up being caught taking someone else’s butter.

We’re not sure why they took it, but the person they stole it from evidently wasn’t happy about it. After all, they left one of these angry notes threatening to “lick everything” if they didn’t put it back. We’re not sure whether “everything” refers to all the food in the refrigerator or literally everything. Either way, it’s a concerning threat.

When you park somewhere you don’t belong, you risk facing someone else’s wrath

When you’re not entitled to park somewhere, it’s a good idea not to take that spot. After all, it comes with the risk of upsetting the person who is allowed to park there. You never know how someone might react in this situation, with this driver lucky that all they were left with was one of these funny angry notes.

The note came with a warning to move the car imminently or risk it being towed away. The writer might have been bluffing, or they could have been sitting there counting down those 30 minutes before getting it towed. Here’s hoping the driver was nearby, so they saw the note before their time was up.

This isn’t the warm welcome home that they were probably expecting

Usually, when a person’s been away, their loved ones are happy to see them again. They often make a big deal about welcoming them home and everything. Not this person, though. Rather than being overjoyed about having someone back with them, she seemed rather annoyed. At least, that’s certainly the vibe we got from what she wrote.

The words “Welcome Home” are the hardest to see on this sign, given they’re smaller and more faded than the rest of the text. Presumably, that’s because the main message here is that she doesn’t want to have to pick the other person up from somewhere anymore. Where do they keep going that’s making her so angry?

Their efforts to stop the office food thief blew up in their face

When there’s someone in the office who keeps stealing people’s stuff from the refrigerator, there are several ways to deal with the problem. Leaving an angry note is one of them, and contaminating the food or drink is another. This person apparently did both of those things in the hope that it would stop the thief in their tracks.

Unfortunately, all it actually did was inspire them to fight fire with fire. They responded to the note with their own message, revealing that they copied their actions in revenge. We’re not sure whether they can really take the high ground here. However, the back and forth at least makes this one of the funniest angry notes we’ve seen.

Comic Sans apparently isn’t a suitable font if you’re a Fortune 500 company

The office environment doesn’t work for everyone, especially when there are a lot of people talking. Sometimes, you need to just close your door and put some space between yourself and everyone else. That’s seemingly what this employee did, but when they left a note telling others to keep the door closed, they caused a bit of upset.

The problem wasn’t with the message but rather their choice of font. It appears someone felt like their use of Comic Sans wasn’t suitable, given their standing as a Fortune 500 company. They made their opinion very clear by writing one of the most hilarious angry notes, which probably stopped everyone in the office from ever using Comic Sans again.

This person really must love rats, given they ignored all their neighbor’s angry notes

When you’re part of a neighborhood, it’s important to remember that what you do can affect the people around you. Things like making too much noise or dropping trash on the street can cause problems, with the latter being a significant issue here. The problem is that the guilty party apparently felt no remorse for their actions.

No matter how many angry notes people put up around the neighborhood, they continued to leave food on the street. Perhaps the protests were just inspiring them to act out and cause more chaos? It would make more sense than claiming that they just didn’t see the angry notes. How could you miss them when they’re this bright?

The office kitchen has become the scene of far too many food robbery crimes

There seems to be no end to the food robberies at work. It’s incredible how many people show up to the office without anything for lunch because they plan on just stealing from their coworkers. It’s frustrating, to say the least, but at least this employee found a creative way to vent their anger at what happened.

Rather than just writing one of those angry notes telling people to stop, they turned the kitchen into a crime scene. The fake police tape and chalk outline really bring the humor here, especially with the wanted poster in the background. This person is apparently seeking “Justice. With a side of fries,” and we hope they get it.

Parking in multiple spots is an excellent way to upset other drivers

Something that seems to be a constant struggle for some drivers is parking within the confines of one spot. They end up going over the line, which stops someone else from using the spot next to them. It can be quite annoying when this happens, especially if there aren’t many spaces free in the parking lot.

Some drivers might be inclined to forgive this behavior, especially if it looks like it wasn’t done intentionally. Not this one, though. They expressed their feelings in one of these funny angry notes, which they attached to the person’s passenger side window. The question is whether or not they’ll actually care that they upset someone with their bad parking.

Singing at home might come back to bite you if you don’t have an amazing voice

Music is something that almost everyone loves, although what people listen to differs depending on their taste. Unfortunately, just because most love music, that doesn’t mean others want to hear you sing. That’s particularly the case if you’re not the most talented singer around. It seems this person had to learn that fact the hard way.

They presumably couldn’t help but get carried away when listening to music in their home. Unfortunately, their voice was loud enough that those around them could hear it, and they weren’t the biggest fans of their vocal stylings. Someone ultimately decided to break it to them that their voice could use work with quite a hilarious angry note.

Never leave a selfie stick where someone who hates them can find it

Selfie sticks can be quite a controversial item. Some appreciate how easy they make it to take selfies from a distance, while others lament how they get in the way or simply look silly. It’s pretty clear which side Britney falls on when it comes to these gadgets. Unfortunately for Simon, it seems that her feelings are incredibly strong.

She’s apparently so against selfie sticks that when she found his, she decided that they had to end things. They’d supposedly talked about this already before, so he was presumably on his last warning. What a way to find out that the relationship was over, though. Britney could have kept it between them, but she didn’t.

Cleaning up after your dog is the best way to avoid getting a mouthful of something unpleasant

As unpleasant as it might be, cleaning up after your dog isn’t that hard to do. Unfortunately, so many people choose not to do it, especially when they think no one is around to catch them in the act. You never know who might be waiting in the wings, ready to call you out for ignoring your responsibilities, though.

Of course, getting shouted at is miles better than what this person has planned for anyone they spot not cleaning the mess up. We have to admit that theirs is one of the funniest angry notes we’ve seen. However, it’s still a terrifying predicament to be on the wrong end of, especially because they “have good aim.”

Noisy neighbors and angry notes are almost to be expected when you live in an apartment

Apartments are great to live in if you don’t need much space and can’t afford a house. However, one of their downsides is that you likely have to live with people above and below you. The former can be quite annoying if the person upstairs walks around a lot, especially if they have creaky floorboards.

Whoever wrote this note understands what a nuisance this can be, given what they sent to their neighbor. We appreciate that they opted to reference ‘Every Breath You Take’ by The Police to lighten their message. Although it still gets the point across, it does so in a way that shows their neighbor that they have a sense of humor.

Exorcisms should always be limited to Friday and Saturday nights

It’s not just the people above and below you that you have to worry about in an apartment. There are also those on the same floor who may be able to hear you quite easily if the walls are thin. That can be quite problematic if you engage in activities that might elicit a lot of noise from you.

This neighbor referred to one such activity as “expelling demons,” although that was just a euphemism for something more intimate. They asked the person to limit doing this to Friday and Saturday nights when people didn’t have to go to work the next day. At least they were willing to reach a compromise in their angry notes.

Writing angry notes using condiments is definitely a creative way to do things

Speedy service is something that most people hope for when they go out for a meal. However, the likelihood of getting that depends on how busy the establishment is. If all the tables are occupied, a bit of patience is needed. Of course, there’s only so long a person can wait before they reach their limit.

For this person, it was apparently half an hour. After 30 minutes of waiting around and supposedly receiving no service whatsoever, they decided to leave, but not before writing one of the most creative angry notes we’ve ever seen. They explained why they were going, using ketchup and mustard to write the message on the tabletop.

Some people apparently don’t understand what a dishwasher looks like

Doing the dishes is another of those chores that most people don’t want to do, but they have to be done. Otherwise, there’s a significant risk that they might attract pests and create a breeding ground for germs. Fortunately, dishwashers exist to make the task easier, although it seems some people don’t understand what these actually look like.

Judging by another of these hilarious angry notes, the people in Brian’s house think he’s the dishwasher and not the machine in the kitchen. That’s why he felt the need to explain the difference in this note, stating that they want “the white thing with the buttons” and not “the white balding middle aged man.”

Sometimes it takes a diagram to understand where a person can and can’t park

Some people are fortunate enough to have designated parking spots outside their homes. This means they always have somewhere to put their car and don’t have to worry about parking down the road from their house. Unfortunately, some drivers don’t seem to realize that these spots aren’t for everyone and leave their cars in them when they’re empty.

This person was infuriated when this happened to them, so they explained why it was an issue in one of their funny angry notes. They made it clear what parking spot is theirs, even illustrating it with a diagram. We appreciate the effort, although saying they don’t care if the driver parks in other people’s spots weakens their message somewhat.

Wishing harm on their bike thief mattered more to them than getting their bike back

This is one of those hilarious angry notes that is very much a story of two halves. In the first section of the note, the writer reveals that someone stole their bike from their front lawn. To make matters worse, the bike was newly purchased, meaning they’d just spent a bunch of money and had nothing to show for it.

However, after saying there was no reward for returning it, they revealed the true purpose of their note. It wasn’t to try and get their bike back, but rather to let the thief know how much they hate them. They expressed their wishes for the thief to get hit by a monster truck, which just shows how upset they were.